[Well...well okay, now that that's been addressed.
Donnie assumes his previous position next to the box before reaching down and pulling on a little pull string that had been laying innocently on top. When pulled, the sides of the box collapse and spout purple confetti into the air with a party-horn sound! (A small roomba the size of a dinner plate rolls out of back box to immediately start cleaning up the confetti, but that's not important.)]
Behold! You may think it just a simple sewing machine. [Because it definitely looks like one. A nice one, granted; metal and gleaming, painted a hot pink with white and silver accents, and decidedly larger than a normal human sewing machine would be.] -and sure, it has those functions. I have scaled the device up to accommodate your size, and have introduced several features you may find helpful.
[Grabs the thing up in his disturbingly buff nerd arms and deposits it onto the nearby table with an oof and a heavy KA-THUMP. Beckons Rue closer and starts to point out details around the machine.] A talon filer, for when you find yourself accidentally catching them on clothes and cannot interrupt the creative process to handle it elsewhere. Here, secondary and tertiary spool pins, as well as well as a sensor for automatic tension adjustment on the bobbin. It's self-threading, so you shouldn't have to do anything but exchange spools here and insert the thread through the feeder here.
[Sneaks a glance at Rue to make sure they're paying attention and don't fucking hate literally everything about this, but presses onward regardless.] Any scraps, swatches, or other miscellaneous garbage can be inserted in this compartment here, where it will be immediately atomized and transformed into various scents via this diffuser. Options right now are limited to floral, apple cider, and new car, but I'm working on more.
And this compartment here is where you can put a gun. Or other weapons I suppose, but I did make it gun-shaped.
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Donnie assumes his previous position next to the box before reaching down and pulling on a little pull string that had been laying innocently on top. When pulled, the sides of the box collapse and spout purple confetti into the air with a party-horn sound! (A small roomba the size of a dinner plate rolls out of back box to immediately start cleaning up the confetti, but that's not important.)]
Behold! You may think it just a simple sewing machine. [Because it definitely looks like one. A nice one, granted; metal and gleaming, painted a hot pink with white and silver accents, and decidedly larger than a normal human sewing machine would be.] -and sure, it has those functions. I have scaled the device up to accommodate your size, and have introduced several features you may find helpful.
[Grabs the thing up in his disturbingly buff nerd arms and deposits it onto the nearby table with an oof and a heavy KA-THUMP. Beckons Rue closer and starts to point out details around the machine.] A talon filer, for when you find yourself accidentally catching them on clothes and cannot interrupt the creative process to handle it elsewhere. Here, secondary and tertiary spool pins, as well as well as a sensor for automatic tension adjustment on the bobbin. It's self-threading, so you shouldn't have to do anything but exchange spools here and insert the thread through the feeder here.
[Sneaks a glance at Rue to make sure they're paying attention and don't fucking hate literally everything about this, but presses onward regardless.] Any scraps, swatches, or other miscellaneous garbage can be inserted in this compartment here, where it will be immediately atomized and transformed into various scents via this diffuser. Options right now are limited to floral, apple cider, and new car, but I'm working on more.
And this compartment here is where you can put a gun. Or other weapons I suppose, but I did make it gun-shaped.