[You are playing a dangerous game, Casey, because as he comes bouncing closer, Rue just wants to smooch this sweet bird silly. Instead, they settle for an affectionate head bump and nuzzle. Gently, of course.]
Casey, my love. Have I never told you before? I knew the inventor of birds.
[It is not quite the full body cuddle they have with human Casey or the preening trills of his owlbear form, but even this small, Rue will treasure every darling nuzzle they get. Even if it's just a bump of a tiny, feathery head.]
It was certainly a self-given title, but he was indeed the originator of birds. All birds - at least those from the world I resided in - descended from him.
The great Gramp-Gramp of birds instead? Hm, I'll have to talk to him about it, but it is quite fitting, isn't it? To think, he would have millions upon millions of children and grandchildren.
I can not believe the sass on you! [Time for a little Mother Dramatics.] I have devoted my life to giving you children the very best life possible and this is the thanks I get! Sass!
[Even if Rue was ever capable of truly being mad at Casey, those darling giggling peep-peeps would be the immediate end of it! Look at their son!!!!!! He's so precious!]
Is it terrible that I enjoy it? I have told Hunter nothing would make me happier than to have you boys throw your stuff around on the floor and make a mess. I will even fake exasperation!
[Oh no, it is enough to leave Rue in giggles, their big eyes just bright with delight]
I suppose that really is all my fault! But please, tell him that is only for the cottage! If he is messy at home, I will happily come over and raise my voice to a proper level before speaking to him.
[Turning their attention away from their darling hopping son feels like a crime, but Rue returns to the book, big eyes roving over the information provided.]
"This species is locally common in the Southeast, around brushy areas and woodland edges. It is often secretive, staying low in dense cover. However, males sing their bright warbling songs from higher in the trees, partly hidden among foliage or sometimes out in the sun on an exposed perch."
[He tilts his head, viewing the text briefly, but Rue has covered the relevant details already so he's quick to hop back on their paw, making himself comfortable in their feathers.]
Not sure I know how it works yet, either. I did kinda know the one song instinctively. I had to focus to learn a different one. But it's much easier to do it like this than when I'm human.
[Not that he does much singing as a human anyway.]
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Casey, my love. Have I never told you before? I knew the inventor of birds.
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Inventor... of birds? That's a thing?
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It was certainly a self-given title, but he was indeed the originator of birds. All birds - at least those from the world I resided in - descended from him.
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If they descended from him wouldn't he be more of a grandpa? Like a great-great-great- uh, Gram-Gram. [A beat, then,] Gramp-Gramp.
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The great Gramp-Gramp of birds instead? Hm, I'll have to talk to him about it, but it is quite fitting, isn't it? To think, he would have millions upon millions of children and grandchildren.
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[His tone is so very cheeky.]
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I can not believe the sass on you! [Time for a little Mother Dramatics.] I have devoted my life to giving you children the very best life possible and this is the thanks I get! Sass!
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Kids are supposed to misbehave! How else do we learn that moms can yell?
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Is it terrible that I enjoy it? I have told Hunter nothing would make me happier than to have you boys throw your stuff around on the floor and make a mess. I will even fake exasperation!
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[He's still teasing, though.]
He even wants me to yell at him for it! I should remind him that's your job.
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I suppose that really is all my fault! But please, tell him that is only for the cottage! If he is messy at home, I will happily come over and raise my voice to a proper level before speaking to him.
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[Growing increasingly aware of how strange his boyfriend is. At least it's a fun sort of weird! (Mostly. Usually.)]
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[a beat]
Lovingly, of course.
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[As if they're capable of being anything but with regards to their kids.]
Is there anything else I should know about the, uhhh... painted bunting? From the book.
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Let's see.
[Turning their attention away from their darling hopping son feels like a crime, but Rue returns to the book, big eyes roving over the information provided.]
"This species is locally common in the Southeast, around brushy areas and woodland edges. It is often secretive, staying low in dense cover. However, males sing their bright warbling songs from higher in the trees, partly hidden among foliage or sometimes out in the sun on an exposed perch."
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Wonder if that's why I keep getting that instinct to sing. It's weird.
[His tone implies he doesn't mind said instinct, though.]
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Perhaps there is a little bard in you! Becoming a bird, do you immediately know many bird songs and calls? I realize I don't know how it works.
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Not sure I know how it works yet, either. I did kinda know the one song instinctively. I had to focus to learn a different one. But it's much easier to do it like this than when I'm human.
[Not that he does much singing as a human anyway.]
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Now that you say it, I have never heard you sing as a human.
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Um, yeah, you don't want to.
[No formal singing lessons in the apocalypse, and he did not inherit those fantastic Ben Schwartz pipes.]
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Well, that sounds like a challenge, my love.
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I mean it! I don't know how to sing.
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Then I shall teach you! Simple as that. Wouldn't that be so fun to learn? Something new!
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[He absolutely knows they won't be mean about it, but Mom, please, he's so preemptively embarrassed :( ]
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[Rue will amp up the stakes for this very low stakes conversation if it will make him feel better!!]
Besides, everyone starts at the same level. With practice, you will be an expert!
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